It is so funny: November 2009

Sunday, November 22, 2009

你有看到嗎

作者: hayatoagirl (小七) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 你有看到嗎
時間: Sun Nov 22 19:09:34 2009

剛剛在爬精華區的文

看到某個鄉民的[阿公的堅持]

讓我不禁也想來分享一下我家爺爺的經典事蹟

話說我奶奶在我五歲的時候就過世了

爺爺寂寞的過了後來的十幾年的孤單日子

他老人家八十好幾的時候

對於世間紅塵感到厭倦

每天都跟我們念他不想再活了

我們也拿他沒輒阿

想說老人家發發牢騷就算了

沒想到某天他竟然跑去照相館照了遺照

連框都表好了就掛在奶奶的靈堂的照片旁邊

(還自己釘釘子橋位置)

大人們說也好說不定騙過閻王爺會活得更久哩

有一天哥哥帶他的國中同學來家裡玩

他不經意的問問哥哥牆上那兩張照片是誰

哥回說爺爺奶奶阿

沒想到爺爺竟然這個時候從樓上默默的走下來了

又默默的走出門

(推測是要去逛菜市場)

一陣沉默之後

哥的同學: 你剛剛有看到嗎?

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Friday, November 13, 2009

史上最強醉漢

其實........
他只是想多買幾手啤酒回家灌而已

Saturday, November 7, 2009

超靠盃的,怎麼看出來的

原始連結

西斯的愛睏對話

學妹：你都老大不小了，幹嘛不交女朋友？

我：其實我老二也不小了阿...（驚！？我在打什麼！？）

學妹：..........

我：恩...我老三也不小了

我：老四也不小了

學妹：沒有用，我知道你在說什麼...

怪夢

昨晚做了一個奇怪的夢,

夢中的我到銀行提款機提了1000元而準備要換成10張100元

結果跑出來的前兩張是紅色的新台幣100元

後面八張卻是黑白的..............

此時看見提款機銀幕上出現(墨水不足)四個大字!!!!!!!!!!

常看日本片的人會以為

01．你的女上司把你叫進辦公室一定是為了找你打砲
02．所有女人都喜歡在街上沒事掀起裙子露出陰毛
03．男人跟女人的差異只有上半身、下體都一樣…不是方格狀就是有濃霧
04．男人都喜歡用繩子把女人綑成肉粽再吊起來打
05．你馬子會因為你尿在馬桶裡不尿她臉上跟你翻臉
06．只要有女人參加會議，最後一定會變成性交大會
07．家裡要準備蠟燭的原因不是為了怕停電
08．男人的一次射精的量跟盒裝牛奶打翻一樣多
09．為了讓女人滿意…你一定要準備三隻以上不同功能的假陽具
10．日本和服穿脫只要五秒…非常適合當居家睡衣
11．男老師給女學生上課…最後一定要在教室打一砲才能放學
12．女老師給男學生上課…最後會順利放學但一定帶回家去打砲
13．會有很多業務員到妳家拿性感內衣給妳穿…外加陪妳打一砲…所有服務統統免費
14．女人都樂意告訴陌生男人她的性經驗…甚至聊一聊就會答應把奶頭秀給對方欣賞
15．兒子要娶老婆…做父親一定要跟準媳婦搞過才會同意這場婚事
16．女人很少願意陪你肛交，但第一次試她也會高潮
17．又老又醜的男人最好是全禿才更吸引女生
18．黑人男性是全天下最勇猛的男生，奇怪的是黑人這個種族根本沒有女性
19．女人都喜歡陌生男子在擁擠的公車上把手伸到她裙子裡…就算順便把內褲帶走她也高興
20．去飯店打砲一定要一次租兩個房間…然後脫光光地從這一間搞到另一間
21．女人都喜歡男人幫她舔香港腳…舔完最好是接著再舔進她的馬賽克裡…愈深愈好
22．中年男士都喜歡女人幫他舔屁眼…比較少的會直接拉在她嘴裡
23．女人除了打打砲外就只會逛街看風景…而男人除了打打砲外什麼也不會
24．男人都喜歡叫女人穿上中學生的制服再搞…就算她年紀大到看起來很怪異也不在乎
25．女人比較喜歡被陌生人強姦…而且最好是在房子外面
26．下體有陰毛的女生比較少…不過姿色幾乎都比不上下體是馬賽克的
27．男人喜歡把精液射到女人嘴裡…然後再流得滿臉都是
28．這世界上女人一大堆…男人就只有那幾個
29．只要醫院沒病人、醫生和護士就會趕快辦事…而且醫院還常常沒病人…
30．女人花在隔著內褲舔男人老二的功夫比把內褲脫掉直接來還要多…
31.自男人開始碰女人的那一刻開始，女人的眼睛就打不開了，辦完是還是閉得緊緊的，直到影片淡出或換場景。
32.日本女人辦事時，喉嚨好像被掐住，發音非常奇怪。
33.辦事時，日本女人像一攤泥巴，全看男耍弄。